All for Naught

"I will now recite the Naught Times Tables.

"Naught times naught is naught.
"Naught times one is naught.
"Naught times two is naught.
"Naught times three is naught.
"Naught times four is naught.
"Naught times five is naught.
"Naught times six is naught.
"Naught times seven is naught.
"Naught times eight is naught.
"Naught times nine is naught.
"Naught times ten is naught.
"Naught times eleven is naught.
"Naught times twelve is naught."