All for Naught

"I will now recite the Naught Times Tables.

"Naught times naught is naught.
"Naught times one is naught.
"Naught times two is naught.
"Naught times three is naught.
"Naught times four is naught.
"Naught times five is naught.
"Naught times six is naught.
"Naught times seven is naught.
"Naught times eight is naught.
"Naught times nine is naught.
"Naught times ten is naught.
"Naught times eleven is naught.
"Naught times twelve is naught."

Ninja vs. Joe

A Ninja stalks his prey.

Though much smaller, the Ninja is far more deadly then his Natural Enemy, the G. I. Joe.

Yellow

"Benny, why are you yellow?"

"Because I'm not afraid to be."

"Oh."

"Why are you green?"

"'Cause I afraid not to be."

Meet Harold

This is Harold "Harold the" Moose.Harold the Moose resides on my living-room wall.

No Shit!

He's pretty quiet--keeps to himself mostly. He doesn't make a mess. Unfortunately he's always late with his rent money.

Que sera sera.

Meet Fido

This is Fido.

He's not from Around Here.

He's from Away.

Meet Benny

"Say, 'Hi", Benny"

"Hi!"

Lists

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