More cake?

There is no more cake.

...

THERE IS NO MORE CAKE!!!

...

Okay, I can handle this.

...

I NEED MORE CAKE!

Cake...

When I eat cake it's best to just leave me alone.

Don't bother me, unless you have another piece of cake--for me.

Confessions of a Cake Fiend

Mmmmmmmmmmm

I like cake; a lot!

When I say, "I had seconds, " I usually mean, "I had a second cake."

Blackhole

Blockhead

Blockhead sees everything.
Blockhead likes to watch.
Blockhead wants to know.
Blockhead doesn't understand anything.

Blockhead is indiscreet.
Blockhead keeps no secrets.
Blockhead has nothing to say.
Blockhead likes it that way.

The Claw

Beware The Claw.

The Claw is sharp and has a penchant for Scratching.

Ouch!

A Martyr

A martyr goes off to War.
He dies, of course.
The people rejoice.
What a wonderful thing, to be a martyr.