A Pack of Lies walks into a bar. They get served immediately, but they don't get what they want (they don't ask for what they want).
The waitress asks them, "What would you like to drink?"
"Twelve Bud Lights, please," says one of the lies.
They receive their drinks promptly.
While drinking them they're all thinking, "This isn't what I wanted."
Twelve bar patrons sip their drinks and laugh, for the Pack of Lies have silly hats.
Twelve ninjas walk into a bar, but they don't get served. So they disguise themselves as bar patrons.
The waitress asks them, "What would you like to drink?"
"Twelve Bud Lights, please," says one on the ninjas.
Being a ninja doesn't guarantee refined taste in beer. Or, maybe, it's part of the disguise?
Well, it's official. I have a blog. I just don't have anything to say.
That's not true.
Some other lies include:
"I am a fashion-model for a local retail outlet."
"I eat 9 servings of fruits and vegetables daily."
"I'd be happier if I was rich."
"I am protected from all harm by a band of highly skilled ninjas."
