Lies

A Pack of Lies walks into a bar. They get served immediately, but they don't get what they want (they don't ask for what they want).

The waitress asks them, "What would you like to drink?"

"Twelve Bud Lights, please," says one of the lies.

They receive their drinks promptly.

While drinking them they're all thinking, "This isn't what I wanted."

Twelve bar patrons sip their drinks and laugh, for the Pack of Lies have silly hats.