Goals

These are some Goals, but not necessarily my Goals:

1. To more often be, "Not disappointed in the least, in fact quite delighted!"


2. Eat more vegetables


3. Make more lists


4. Don't worry


5. Be happy

Flavour

From Rock Hard Lump to Flavourless Wad, does Dubble Bubble provide a long and satisfying chew or a disappointingly short stint of rubbery mastication?

Apparatus

• 1 - stop watch


• 3 - pieces of Dubble Bubble Original Flavour Bubble Gum (5.6g each)

Results

Trial #	Elapsed Time*
1	8'53"
2	10'31"
3	10'13"
* Chewed until no detectable flavour remained.

Observations

• Initial flavour is intense and sweet


• Flavour intensity is quickly reduced


• After approximately 3'30", flavour intensity drops very dramatically (similar, in intensity, to the remembering a cream soda you drank last week).


• One soon tires of chewing piece after piece of Dubble Bubble.


• Despite the previous Observation, one finds it difficult to stop chewing piece after piece of Dubble Bubble.

Conclusions

What do you expect from a piece of bubble gum? Half and hour of slow, squishy bliss or a three-and-a-half minute, sugar-rush burst?

I've done the research, you draw the conclusions.

In case you think me too cowardly to draw any of my own conclusions, allow be to say, Dubble Dubble may be the weight loss secret many people have been searching for. It's only 20 calories a piece, and after chewing several of them your jaw will be so sore you will be unable to eat regular food! Meanwhile, it's 89.3% sugar content will keep you blood sugar high, and keep You happily buzzing along, while starving yourself into a beautiful, new body!

Somewhere Nice

From our foreign correspondent Sarik Topommin, reporting from Somewhere Nice:

The weather is beautiful, the chipmunks are surfing and I drunk off my ass on Mai Tais and Mango Coladas!

All inclusive, baby--it's the only way I'll travel!

Hula

Deals

I was eleven years younger, eight years ago. The discrepancy is due a deal I made with certain Powers.

A deal that resulted in my extreme good looks, but at the cost of a three of years, in which, I was in the service of the Powers.

In order to reclaim some of my bartered youth, I was recently able to make a deal so that I'm five years younger on Tuesday and Thursday evenings* and the second weekend** of every month, as well as, on my birthday.

   * Evenings from 8:00 PM until 6:00 AM.
** Weekends from 8:00 PM Friday until 6:00 AM the following Monday.

Big Toe

Big toe?

Big deal.

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It'll knock you're socks off!
Holy smokes!

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It's part of this nutritious breakfast.
It stays crunchy, even in milk!

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Sweetened naturally using stevia extract,
the O.R. is up to 300 times sweeter than comparable blogs.

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All killer, no filler;
the O.R. really satisfies!