Tuesday, October 12, 2010

drink crystals

The directions on the pouch of

drink
crystals

are simple yet cautious.



They begin like,
DIRECTIONS:

so you know just what to expect.



Then they say,
  • Empty contents of one pouch into a glass or plastic container.


And,
  • Add 1.5 L (6 cups) of cold water



Now,
  • Stir well and it's ready to serve


Is it time to have a drink?
  • Cover and refrigerate

Nope.

Devious Red Herrings

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Inflation

Inflation


To be rich--wealthy--you must always become wealthier.
The amount of money required to qualify--
the threshold--always increases.


To be poor--broke--you require nothing.
The amount of money you need to be poor
always stays the same.


Devious Red Herrings

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Bends

The Bends


Does my insanity lay
in the manic delusion of the weekend
or the dreary depression of the work-week.


Perhaps it is a sickness, akin to the bends,
that I contract by changing between extremes,
compressing and decompressing too quickly.


Devious Red Herrings

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Methodology

Design



...

Implemenation



...

Quality Assurance



Devious Red Herrings

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

WERUN4QS





            W

            E
                 (we're in forks)
            R
                 (we run forks)
            U
                 (were you in focus?)
            N
                 (we ruin forks)
            4
                 (we're un-forks)
            Q

            S

Devious Red Herrings

Monday, March 8, 2010

Mata Hari



Devious Red Herrings