Orangzilla

This is the work of Orangzilla

The Citrus Crippler

The Terror of Tangerines

The Slayer of Sevilles

The Marmalade Maker

drink crystals

The directions on the pouch of

drink
crystals

are simple yet cautious.



They begin like,

DIRECTIONS:

so you know just what to expect.



Then they say,

• Empty contents of one pouch into a glass or plastic container.

And,

• Add 1.5 L (6 cups) of cold water

Now,

• Stir well and it's ready to serve

Is it time to have a drink?

• Cover and refrigerate

Nope.

Inflation

Inflation

To be rich--wealthy--you must always become wealthier.
The amount of money required to qualify--
the threshold--always increases.

To be poor--broke--you require nothing.
The amount of money you need to be poor
always stays the same.

The Bends

The Bends

Does my insanity lay
in the manic delusion of the weekend
or the dreary depression of the work-week.

Perhaps it is a sickness, akin to the bends,
that I contract by changing between extremes,
compressing and decompressing too quickly.

Methodology

Design

...

Implemenation

...

Quality Assurance

Self Portrait: Cold & Sinus

WERUN4QS

            W

            E
                 (we're in forks)
            R
                 (we run forks)
            U
                 (were you in focus?)
            N
                 (we ruin forks)
            4
                 (we're un-forks)
            Q

            S

Mata Hari

gC6boot

sense nonsense

            sense nonsense



            ocular
                of the eyes
                    sight, vision
                        blindness



            aural
                of the ears
                    hearing, audition
                        deafness



            nasal
                of the nose
                    smell, ofaction
                        anosmia



            oral
                of the mouth
                    taste, gustation
                        ageusia



            tactile
                of the hands
                    touch, mechanorecption
                        anesthesia

Barn Paint

Baked sized, French fried--how they love Tomatoes.
So, dress em up with Heinz Ketchup,
Ketchup loves Potatoes.
Ketchup loves Potatoes.

--"The Ketchup Song", by Stompin' Tom Connors

Take a Big Bite

A Clue

My Brain (Ate)

This is My Brain, in the Future*.

* Outcome may vary, depending on events.

My Brain (7)

This is My Brain, coming back down the hill.

Early One Morning

The following is based on a True Story:

• Drinking beer and whisky until 5 AM leads to a short sleep and a long day.


• Mature and functional adults don't blame others--they Take Responsibility.


• Mature and functional adults, probably, don't stay up drinking until 5 AM.

...

I blame Andrew. If it wasn't for him I Definitely would have gotten to bed by 3 AM!

My Brain (6)

This is My Brain, going up a hill.

My Brain (*****)

This is My Brain, in a snow storm.

My Brain (fOUr)

This is My Brain, waiting for the bus.

My Brain (III)

This is My Brain on Dougs.