More Toast
There's been a further breakthrough on the Well Toasted Bread front.
The Court of Law has maintained their stance that a graphical depiction of Real Toast is too stimulating for a general audience, such as has access to Official Report. However, they are allowing me to show the some Well Toast Bread, as long as I follow certain Strict Guidelines.
The Strict Guidelines are:
- The picture must be altered sufficiently so that it is obvious to the audience that the toast is fictional in nature.
- I may not show both Toasted Bread and a Bread Toaster in the same picture.
- I must provide an appropriate warning, that the picture includes a depiction of Well Toasted Bread.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PICTURE HAS BEEN RATED WT FOR WELL TOASTED. IT CONTAINS A GRAPHIC DEPICTION OF WELL TOASTED BREAD. IF YOU HAVE NOT EATEN BREAKFAST, OR ARE OTHERWISE HUNGRY, IT IS ADVISED THAT YOU DO NOT VIEW THE FOLLOWING PICTURE.
This toast has been alter from it's original format, in accordance with the Strict Guidelines specified by the Court of Law.
2 comments:
Is there a ruling on Toasted Bagels?
That depends on weather, or not, Bagels are considered to be Bread, by the Court of Law.
The ruling was against the unauthorized depiction of toasted bread. If Bagels are considered to be Bread, then you may not show an unauthorized, graphic depiction of a Bagel, without a long, drawn-out battle, in the Court of Law.
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