How Many?

"Fourteen times a day."

"Fourteen times a day!"

"Yup."

"Fourteen times a day!"

"Thirteen just isn't enough."

"But, fourteen times a day!"

"And fifteen is too many."

"Fourteen..."

"So it has to be fourteen."

Wrong Number

I had fourteen wrong-number calls today.

Fourteen!

I mean, I know that Strangers exist, but why do They have to throw it in my face like that?