Pills (con't)

I went to the doctor today for the Old Once Over.

I didn't want to go. I feel great. I look great (I recently lost a ton of weight). But my Mother insisted I go for a check up, so I went.

I told the doctor about my Great Successes battling my addictions, but he didn't seem very enthusiastic.

The doctor said I was going to die, soon, if I didn't start eating and drinking again.

I said, "Don't worry about that doc, I've given up death too!"