Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Pills

Today I took a pill. I put it in my mouth, threw in a slug of water and swallowed the whole works.

I felt better immediately. Just knowing I had taken a pill made me feel better.

The pills are for counteracting addiction. If you take one of these pills you won't Take anything else. You won't Need anything else.

I've been taking them for a while now and they're working great. I stopped smoking cigarettes. I stopped drinking coffee. I even stopped drinking.

I stopped eating too.

Those were the most difficult addictions to give up--food and water--but these pills really work great.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just make sure the pills aren't made of Artificial Potato... that would make you a cannibal